Oooh I see … OCD

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April 26, 2016
tall-poppy-syndromeI have been told that I have a mild form of Obsessive Compulsive Behaviour. Frankly I think it’s nothing more than the ‘tall poppy’ syndrome where untidy people are jealous of us tidy people. The untidy people just happen to be smarter in that they got in first with the name calling, so now we are “OCD”. And, they are, … well … ‘normal’. I was hanging the washing out yesterday. While doing so, I could hear the Robot Vacuum Cleaner operating inside the house. I guess this was an OCD orgasmic experience, two jobs being down at the same time. The clothes were hung precisely to maximise drying and to minimise peg wrinkles, and I had a worker untethered by the shackles of computer games, actually doing housework.

3 Responses

  1. Jen says:

    And that kiddies is why you never knock your slightly OCD friends… if you ever commit a crime, they’re the people you ask to help clean up the crime scene as they will generally wipe away 99% of fingerprints. They’re also the people you ask to help clean when moving as it results in your bond being returned 99% of the time

    Disclaimer: stated % are fictitious

  2. Note to self: Check course availability for ‘Biohazard Remediation Technician’ or ‘Crime and Trauma Scene Decontamination’ Specialist, and add to today’s shopping list:
    Disposable gloves
    Absorbent materials
    Disinfecting towelettes
    Biohazard bag with zip tie
    Protective cap
    Eye protection
    Protective gown
    … gotta run, need to get an advert designed.

  3. Harris Shortland says:

    Hey David just linked in to your email wondering how you are. its a little difficult to trawl through the info on your web site to deduce how things are really going with you. Its been a long time we miss you but its good to be able to have this conversation with you even if only by email. Mum and I do hope you are ok and we send you our love.

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