{"id":404,"date":"2012-04-23T23:23:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-23T13:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ddixon.me\/?p=404"},"modified":"2012-04-23T23:23:36","modified_gmt":"2012-04-23T13:23:36","slug":"minus-one-gall-bladder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/?p=404","title":{"rendered":"Minus one gall bladder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ddixondotme.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/04\/wound.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ddixondotme.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/04\/wound.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"\" title=\"Wound\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-469\" \/><\/a>Feeling really groggy, vision is a bit blurry (wait, that&#8217;s normal), throat parched, still hungry, feels like someone&#8217;s shot me 3 times in the gut &#8230; what am I doing on the Internet?<\/p>\n<p>Hospitals make you feel lonely, however the fast food service of morphine is exceptional. Would have been nice to wake up to a surprise party of Circus Clowns, balloons, animals and magic tricks. I&#8217;m a little disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got serious tummy pains, and all I want are the Chocolate Lamingtons Lisa and Sarah brought in earlier tonight. Shall I risk it? Even decisions are difficult under anesthetic, &#8230; What I really need is either a coin or a dice right now.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ddixondotme.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/04\/breakfast.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ddixondotme.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/04\/breakfast.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"\" title=\"Breakfast\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-477\" \/><\/a>Weight Watchers would be happy with me, Google says the average gall bladder weighs 350 grams, and all I want is dessert to celebrate.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, let&#8217;s get real, I&#8217;m going to try and sleep now, yeah right, like that&#8217;s going to happen. At least the TV is going to be my companion tonight, channel surfing here I come.<\/p>\n<p>Good night all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling really groggy, vision is a bit blurry (wait, that&#8217;s normal), throat parched, still hungry, feels like someone&#8217;s shot me 3 times in the gut &#8230; what am I doing on the Internet? Hospitals make you feel lonely, however the fast food service of morphine is exceptional. Would have been nice to wake up to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[18,25,39,40,50,82],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-to-cancer-and-back","tag-circus-clowns","tag-exercise","tag-health","tag-healthy-living","tag-medicine","tag-tummy-pains","post_format-post-format-standard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}