{"id":1610,"date":"2013-06-06T04:17:24","date_gmt":"2013-06-05T18:17:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ddixondotme.wordpress.com\/?p=1610"},"modified":"2013-06-06T04:17:24","modified_gmt":"2013-06-05T18:17:24","slug":"what-i-think-about-at-3am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/?p=1610","title":{"rendered":"What I think about at 3am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ddixondotme.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/06\/20130606-042907.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ddixondotme.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/06\/20130606-042907.jpg\" alt=\"20130606-042907.jpg\" class=\"alignleft size-full\" \/><\/a>I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there&#8217;s no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can&#8217;t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can&#8217;t paper do this to people? Why aren&#8217;t sheets of paper constantly suffocating people as they wake up each morning?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll tell you why, because paper can&#8217;t beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds, maybe 1.<\/p>\n<p>When I play rock\/ paper\/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I&#8217;m sorry, I thought paper would protect you.<\/p>\n<p>What if you&#8217;re in hell and you&#8217;re mad at someone, &#8230; where do you tell them to go?<\/p>\n<p>Oh great, 4 out of the 5 voices in my head are saying to go back to sleep, so I&#8217;ll give it a try &#8230; again. See you peeps in a few more hours.<\/p>\n<p>My daughter Jess is back home, feels good to have another family support member, the psychologist says this will help me get through the grief process.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there&#8217;s no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can&#8217;t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can&#8217;t paper do this to people? Why aren&#8217;t sheets&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-to-cancer-and-back"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dixon.one\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}